My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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