Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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