I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He kissed a someone with a penis
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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