Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I forget how to act sober
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