I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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