I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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