I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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