p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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