oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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