There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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