sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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