why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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