is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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