How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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