i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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