Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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