im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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