Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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