You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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