i just had sex bonerless
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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