I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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