I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
