Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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