Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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