Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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