Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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