yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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