I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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