8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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