i don't like sucking hair
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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