just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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