Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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