Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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