i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It was confusing and full of hummus
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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