ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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