I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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