Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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