btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dick very happy bro
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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