Your tits are I can't wait for
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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