Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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