Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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