gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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