we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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