She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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