# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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