I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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