stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
