I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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