I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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