I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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