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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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