? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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