Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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